I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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