I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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