we have officially lost it.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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