They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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