If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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