butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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