you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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