Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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