pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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