We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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