I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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