just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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