I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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