There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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