I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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