Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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