I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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