yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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