Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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