you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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