there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
