He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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