Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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