whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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