Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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