3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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