mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
All I want is dick and wine.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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