Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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