I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
