He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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