no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
