I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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