She is in my trunk
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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