i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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