Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
My orgasm happened in two different decades
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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