he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
They are going to name an STD after you.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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