you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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