I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just gift wrapped bread.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
should my penis look like a turkey
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
