so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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