I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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