I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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