I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
