Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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