oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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