Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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