its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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