tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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