Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house