First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"