are you still at the devil's house?
Someone shit on the floor
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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