I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Randomize
