Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
they need to just BURY HIM!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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