I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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