This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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